My Little Grey Book

hmm…i reckon this is entirely a bad thing.. lol

dog language… woof woof!

pole dancing.. hmm… prolly will fix one in my room when i have my own house =P

my favourite… about PEE….. lol

yesterday i was watching some news report on marine confiscations for the past few months and one particular report caught my attention.. a total of more than 130 sea turtles of the Hawksbill and Greenback species were caught and killed by illegal Chinese trawlers on our water near Kota Kinabalu,Sabah. as told by the reporter,those turtles were killed by cutting open their stomach before preserving with formalin. it is truly a cruel way to richness. those turtles can fetch a very high price back in China where a turtle of about 60kg can be sold for more than RM10k (if i recall correctly).its shells can be used to make all sorts of medicines and also as decorations.what’s more saddening is that the average age for all the turtles killed were 70yrs of age. it’s shocking to learn of the news and that human can be so cruel to animals all because of money.this happened early May but i’m glad that i learn of it,although later,but it’s better than never. this helps to set a reminder to myself to love all living things and that they too have a life and the right to live!

here’s the link to the news –> Trawler with 130 dead turtles held

today,i presented my answer for tutorial for "entrepreneurship" class on the white board… as i walk to the front of the class to write my answers,my hands and legs start trembling.. i had stage fright. (i noe,i wasn’t on a stage to begin with but well,u get the idea) i bet people who pay extra attention to me writing will notice that my legs were trembling.. i was wearing skirt for God’s sake… gosh…it was embarassing.. i dunno why it happen but it did. knowing that i’m good at wat i do is not enough.. i still kenot convince myself tat i’m good and be confident abt it…. i have confidence problem.. i’m not one who enjoys the attention of everyone looking at u,and i’m paranoid thinking "are they looking at me..?" "do i look short?" "do i look fat…?" etc etc

sigh…. to cut it short..,i have confidence problem.. still looking for a way out..

hmmmmm

i was wasting time in MPH Mid Valley the other day,was browsing and one tiny,pocket-size red book caught my eye. the book was all about pee… yeap,u got it! URINE.. at 1st sight u might find it funny and silly to even open the book,but well,i did.. the content was hilarious.. it was fun to read,and informative. some of the contents include how to make bubbles while u pee,how to aim,and for the ladies,how to pee standing…. (according to the author) they actually conducted a class of about 10-15 ladies on the subject. the ladies were told to drink plenty of water before each try..it has to be done with utmost discipline and specificity.. if i remembered correctly,the ways were smth like u gotta stand straight with ur legs apart and hold ur labia so that they won’t obstruct the journey of yr pee (to where it shud go rather than all messy and drip down ur thighs..) the 1st lesson for women include how to master the art of stand-peeing before moving on to aiming the pee at a particular spot, e.g a bottle,can etc. as u can see,it is indeed one very entertaining read. i meant to get it but it was quite pricey for a book so small.. it’s about 20+ or 30. it was red and has illustrations in it and it was published in the UK.i was chatting with a fren abt it the other day and he suggested to me to get it and that he’ll share the cost with me… well,i’ll see if i want to…  =)

ps# this post is purely for sharing my experience of encountering such a book and not meant as an erotica.. hehe

" hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated "

by George Bernard Shaw

life’s a bitch..! yeap.. like it or not, this is the truth.. if ur heart tells u that "i’m very happy… my life now is a complete package as it is.. i couldn’t be happier… etc" , there’s a high chance that u’re living in denial… u sucka.. haha… just kidding

as odd as it sounds…i actually admit and like it when life’s a bitch..! to me,i believe in balance.there’s white for black,good for bad,and of course knight and ogre.. =) sometimes,during the moments when i feel that my life is perfect,i too feel scared. scared of that smthing "bad" that might happen in return of the "good" that i’m experiencing now.. as a consequence of my belief,thank God life’s a bitch!

hi all… sorry for not blogging so long… life has been the same in the times that i did not update the cyber world abt it…. classes had commenced,well,assignments not given yet so life is pretty much relax… as u ppl can see.. i went to Hard Rock Cafe KL for the celebration of both my bf’s blated bday n also Li Cher’s bday. the food there was awesome and the band play really good music.. really had a blast that nite…

everything else has been smooth sailing.. was suppose to work for LG to promote their new LG Shine phone for 3 weeks but end up only working for one weekend. the big turn off was when i got to noe tat the payment will only reach me in 2 months’ time,which really sucks..! it was RM150/day..ya,i noe.. good money.. but will only b in my hands in another 2 months… sigh………….. this is also one of the main reasons why i’m not so keen to work for all 3 weeks… besides,the stations that i got were always ard Pudu, if not, Sg Wang.. of course i said NO..! ppl who noes both noe me and the condition in Sg Wang will noe that we don’t click..! not in a million years..!! tat place sucks big time.. but i mustn’t b too harsh though.. coz that’s where i can find cheap jeans.. lol but to work there.. sorry la….

oh roti canai man… u’re so skillful. i sat down at the table near u.. watching u toss n turn the roti canai from afar.. with so much passion n determination.. a very nice n crunchy roti canai is made…. u can make so many canais in so lil’ time.. i salute u for making me this roti canai…..

lol… sorry for my nonsensical babbling.. it’s just that i cant help but noticing the roti canai man at the mamak stall while i was havin my dinner there.. they’re just so skillful.. i wanto learn to toss a roti canai one day.. hmm.. oh sorry li hui.. mustn’t mention mamak/roti canai too much.. i noe u miss them now tat u’re in australia.. hehe

dun u just agree with me that all mothers are superwomen in their own right? typically,malaysian moms are homemakers.. wake up early in the morning,preparing breakfast n such for their schooling children..then proceed to do daily chores, eg. laundry,moping,sweeping etc etc.. their 24 hours of a day are packed with numerous household works from cooking to cleaning…. ok,if u tell me that "hey! i have a maid at home.. my mom don’t need to do that…!" then well,1st of all,u’re one lucky ass.2ndly,even if ur mom dun do all that for u,she still had gone through 9months of pregnancy and one hell of a labor to bring u into this wonderful world. this effort alone deserves the highest recognition…

to my mom,I LOVE YOU. sorry i couldn’t be at home with u this coming Mothers’ Day as i have some job commitments.. may u stay beautiful and healthy always…

i’m sure most of the people out there is now more or less informed on the rampant killing that took place 2 days ago in Blacksburg,Virginia USA. a south korean national named Cho Seung-Hui, 23 is believed to be responsible in manslaughtering 32 people and injuring at least 15 others. he was described as being a loner.news article wrote that he was a depress man,always eating by himself,always keep to himself.

i have read numerous articles on forums,people stating their opinions on why this things happen n how this thing happen. one forummer from MYB stated that this can all be linked to the Charles Darwin’s theory of "survival of the fittest". his argument was that as the population increase,everyone’s competing against on another be it for food,status,power,or even love.he has got a strong point but IMO that is not all. Cho was said to have written some violent articles for a sch play,and that he also complains of wealthy kids and their debauchery lifestyle.so i’m guessin at some point in his life,he has been tormented by these people resultin in his disturbed behaviour.

it is saddening to hear that 32 lives are taken away just like that.frens are lost,daughters/sons are never coming home,children are never gonna get to hug their moms/dads again..

so people,this scenario is not entirely impossible to happen in Malaysia.yes,we have strict rules on obtaining firearms..but humans will do anything when they are desperate.even sledgehammers,cutters,parangs can be a weapon of mass destructions.always rmber to treat others nicely just like how u wanna b treated in return.no matter how rich/pretty/handsome/smart/capable u are..always b humble.u just might not know when ur arrogance/ignorance will drive someone up the wall.

so guys,if u’re stress,go jerk it off..masturbate,have sex,watch porn,do sports.. do watever that can help u destress..if not destress,at least minimise it.i’m not suggesting entirely on these methods,if u in fact have a problem,get proper help.

same goes for gurls..go shopping,have a manicure/pedicure,spa treatment or u can even masturbate to release stress..erm,forget the last one.. i dunthink gurls have the mood to do it when they’re stress..we’ll probably just keep ranting or crying…

everyone,always be alert,be safe,stay safe………. remind yrself of this massacre the next time u’re gonna snap out of anger..