PEE… (a special tribute to yellowbanana)
i was wasting time in MPH Mid Valley the other day,was browsing and one tiny,pocket-size red book caught my eye. the book was all about pee… yeap,u got it! URINE.. at 1st sight u might find it funny and silly to even open the book,but well,i did.. the content was hilarious.. it was fun to read,and informative. some of the contents include how to make bubbles while u pee,how to aim,and for the ladies,how to pee standing…. (according to the author) they actually conducted a class of about 10-15 ladies on the subject. the ladies were told to drink plenty of water before each try..it has to be done with utmost discipline and specificity.. if i remembered correctly,the ways were smth like u gotta stand straight with ur legs apart and hold ur labia so that they won’t obstruct the journey of yr pee (to where it shud go rather than all messy and drip down ur thighs..) the 1st lesson for women include how to master the art of stand-peeing before moving on to aiming the pee at a particular spot, e.g a bottle,can etc. as u can see,it is indeed one very entertaining read. i meant to get it but it was quite pricey for a book so small.. it’s about 20+ or 30. it was red and has illustrations in it and it was published in the UK.i was chatting with a fren abt it the other day and he suggested to me to get it and that he’ll share the cost with me… well,i’ll see if i want to… =)
ps# this post is purely for sharing my experience of encountering such a book and not meant as an erotica.. hehe
June 11th, 2007 at 8:17 am
hmm, interesting, the standing pee will definitely help ladies to tackle dirty public toilet bowl.
Mind I know which MPH or rather, the ISDN of the book?
June 11th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Mid Valley my dear….. it was kinda near the comic section. but i think most females have no problem keeping the toilets clean from pee..coz we’re taught to pee right..(not saying ALL as all things have exceptions) some jz lack education on the sanitary pads disposal.. =)